I once had a frog that jumped over a house,
Just to visit his friend, the horse sized dormouse.
The two had been partners in crime so you see,
They needed a plan to continue their spree.
The banks were too easy and just not much fun,
The people and guards would see them and run.
So Froggy suggested they hold up Fort Knox,
Dormousey replied “Let’s steal Wall Street’s stocks”.
They spent the next week planning heist after heist,
But nothing seemed big enough, nothing sufficed.
They argued and argued and could not agree,
They were stuck in a world called Hyperbole.
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